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Posted at 04:56 AM

Great News For Yahoo Users As of June 15, the following changes were applied to your accounts: - Increased storage capacity – from your current level to 100MB. In your face, Spymac!!! Hehehe! - Increase in total message size to 10MB. Now you can forward those sleazy porn pics you're too shy to bring in the office. Oh, you can also forward the not so sleazy ones without the hassle of over-quota attachments. - A streamlined interface that's even easier to use. They even changed the motif to cobalt blue. Wicked! ================================================ It's official. It's approximately 5:30 AM, June 16, 2004, Wednesday, and I'm living the fairytale, The Princess and the Mute or playing the part of The Voiceless Wonder. *croak* My cold will be turning into cough anytime soon. All the ascorbic acid I've been taking in did not do much to help this mollified maiden. I need stronger stuff. Prolly kispirin or yakapsul. Tomorrow, perhaps. ================================================
Lt. Marge left a book in our shared station. I was trying to borrow her stuff from Pandora's Box when I noticed a hard bound parchment on the lateral side of the pc. 45 Master Characters by Victoria Lynn Schmidt. Hmmm. *browse* *browse* How could anyone enjoy this book? Let me try to quote a few lines... On second thought, let me not. Let me just say that the book is about mythic models for creating original characters. It's describing characters in movies and tales for dummies. No offense, Marge. It's a good coffee table book but not a readable read for idle times. Ganyan talaga kapag wala kang magawa. You read books, even you could write. It's crazy, how these authors receive much commendation for works that are equally uncommendable. They even charge $$$ *boing* *boing* *boing* (sound of cash registrars) for their piece of lit. No wonder this generation's minds are turning to swill. Tsk! In fairness, maybe Miss T is trying to make a study on the blooming hope for Psycho Ward Outpatients turned famous authors. Hehehe! I know Schmidt fanatics are gonna hack me for this. But hey, just read my gif.

Bigfish is a great movie that combines Forrest Gump's wit and imagination with American Beauty's screenplay genius and humor. I can't remember ever hearing it being played in the movies but who am I to talk? I rarely watch movies; not since Troy and Harry Potter 3 appeared on the big screen.

Dorian